From: [c--l--j] at [helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu] (Jason D Corley )
Newsgroups: alt.games.whitewolf
Subject: Yowza!  More from the Book of Not!
Date: 30 Jan 1994 21:24:38 GMT


From the Book of the Tarot of Malkav:

And yea, the saints were numbered and counted and these were
their names:

1 There was one Emperor, whose name was Norton,
2 There was one Artist, whose name was Salvador,
3 There was one Director of Stylistic Premonitions, whose name was Bendix,
4 There was one Speaker, whose name was Bob,
5 There was one Writer, whose name was Crowley (nay, not Aleister),
6 There was one Doctor, whose name was Reich,
7 There was one Scientist, whose name was Abian,
8 There was one Bill Bixby, and yea, you know His Name,
9 There was one World, whose name was Disney,
10 There was one One, whose name was Three,
11 There was one Hanged Man, whose name was Bierce,
12 There was one Female Pope, whose name was Anderson,
13 There was one Aluminum Siding, whose name was Craftsman,
14 There was one Strength, whose name was Hideous,
15 There was one Magician, whose name was Teller,
16 There was one Sun, whose name was Kid Jesus
17 There was one Moon, whose name was Costner,
18 There was one Justice, whose name was Gates,
19 There was one Temperance, whose name was 18,
20 There was one Hermit, whose friend was Fozzie,
21 There was one Chariot, whose name was Monarch,
22 There was one Wheel of Fortune, whose time was Prime,
23 There was one Star, whose name was Holy Shit Look At That Fuckin Star It's
    Huge
24 There was one Hierophant, whose name was Best Beloved,
25 There was one Lover, whose name was Helms,    
26 There was one Tower, whose name was TransAmerica
27 There was one Judgement, and it was "It Stinks!"
28 There were too many Deaths, and so, they were all penned up outside
    the Gate and allowed to graze on what they found.


And yea, the devils were numbered and counted, and there were none
to be found.

And yea, the fools were numbered and counted, and numbered and counted,
and numbered and counted, and yea, still, are numbered and counted
to this day.

And yea, now that you have read this, I do know that there is one more.




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 trouble with conservatives is that they don't read anything."-Thomas Carter
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