From: [s--l--r] at [media.utah.edu] (Steve Miller)
Newsgroups: rec.games.frp.misc
Subject: NUELOW "Horndogs!" mailed today. Did you get yours?
Date: Tue, 18 Oct 1994 22:40:43 GMT

Hi World!

The header says it all; even as I type these words, copies of the NUELOW 
game that lets players adventure on an imaginary university campus too close 
to reality for comfort, are being zapped hither and yon.

If you're on the mailing list, and you haven't gotten a copy, send e-mail to 
[s--l--r] at [media.utah.edu.]  There's some bizarre bug that caused 14 or so 
copies of NL03 "Ugly Ducklings and Ice Queens!" to vanish into an electronic 
black hole, and the same thing may happen with NL04.

If you don't know what NUELOW is, well... it's a multi-genre humor game 
that's a bit on the racey side.  Okay, to be honest, it's an RPG that's 
directed at the sexually obsessed gamer--you know, the kind who says, 
"What's her charisma? What's her bust size? I want to have sex with her on 
the table in the common room... what do I have to roll?" 

If you're a GM with one or more player of this kind in your group, or if 
your just looking for a fun read, you might want to get a copy of one of the 
NUELOW gamebooks.  Currently available are:

NL01 "Fairies!" (the RPG of magical woodland creatures with dubious gender)
NL02 "Lust and Dust!" (the RPG of dancehall girls and fast-shooting cowboys)
NL03 "Ugly Ducklings and Ice Queens!" (Less sex! More role-playing!)
NL04 "Horndogs!" (the RPG of adventures with fratboys in the age of AIDS)

Each gamebook contains all the rules needed to play and suggested settings 
and adventures. Further, each is 100 percent compitable with the rest... 
unlike certain "universal" game systems, NUELOW settings and rules can be 
mixed and matched without problems.  Further, these ASCII files are free!

These games can be had from [s--l--r] at [media.utah.edu], or you can download 
copies of NL02 and NL03 from the anonymous ftp site at wais.com, in the 
pub\games\general\NUELOW directory. (More files will be added as time goes 
by, but if you DO get your NUELOW gamebooks from this source, could you drop 
a line to NUELOW.aol.com and let us know what you thought?

Steve "The One To Blame" Miller

  NUELOW: PROOF THE INTELLECTUAL TRADITIONS OF THE WEST ARE DEAD AND BURIED