Date:         Mon, 29 May 1995 23:57:27 -0400
Sender: "David Letterman's Top-10" <[T--PT--N] at [LISTSERV.CLARK.NET]>
From: Sue Trowbridge <[t--w] at [charm.net]>
Subject:      TOP TEN LIST - Mon 5/29/95

> From New York: One ticket lets you ride all day ... it's THE
  TOP TEN LIST for Monday, May 29, 1995.  And now, the queen of
  this year's fall pageant ... David Letterman!
 
> From the home office in Sioux City, Iowa ...
 
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE ADDICTED TO CAFFEINE
 
[Originally broadcast 10/7/94]
 
10. Haven't slept since the Johnson Administration
 
 9. Your next-door neighbors often call to complain about the sound of
    your chattering teeth
 
 8. Instead of Tic Tacs, you suck on No-Doz
 
 7. You named your twins "Cappuccino" and "Espresso"
 
 6. On the way to work you get pulled over for speeding and you don't
    even have your car
 
 5. You kill a guy for trying to switch your regular coffee with
    Folgers Crystals
 
 4. You wake up in middle of the night screaming "Pepsi! For the love
    of God, I need Pepsi!"
 
 3. When a Maxwell House commercial comes on, you actually lick the TV
    screen
 
 2. You drink so much coffee it starts shooting out your ears like our
    stage manager Biff Henderson (shot of Biff spitting coffee out
    of ears)
 
 1. You're shaking like Michael Jackson on his wedding night
 
                [Music: "Java" by Al Hirt]
 
 
Compiled by Sue Trowbridge
 
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               LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN
               11:35 p.m. ET/PT (10:35 CT/MT)
               on the CBS Television Network
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             On Tuesday's show, Dave welcomes
 
             ...actor DENNIS FRANZ
             ...musical group BEASTIE BOYS
             ...PIEDMONT BIRD CALLERS
 
             [Originally broadcast 8/4/94]
 
 
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