READ AT YOUR OWN RISK                             
                           2011 October 1/10:32 PM                            
This document dates from the early web period, and is kept for archival
purposes only. It is no longer updated, and contains much that is
apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate.

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CEREBUS USES THE FOLLOWING SOFTWARE:
   procmail, by S.R. van den Berg (e-mail)
   Apache, by a cast of thousands (web)
   IO (Internet Service Provider, see them at www.io.com)

Cerebus remains deeply impressed with Peter N. Lewis and would like to do
all of this on ther Macintosh, but is not willing to part with said Mac in
order to do so.

FTP

    Cerebus no longer supports getting files by FTP. If you do not have
    web access you can access any file on Cerebus via e-mail.

SUBMISSIONS
    If you have something to give Cerebus (Cerebus prefers Gold), you can
    put it in my "incoming" directory. The FTP address is currently
    not set up, however.

    Remember to set the file type to 'binary' if you are sending binary
    files, and to keep the file type to 'ascii' if it is a text file. Do
    this by typing 'binary' or 'ascii' before making the transfer. The
    command for putting files on Cerebus is "put".

   You cannot see what you upload. Don't worry, unless you actually
   got an error message, it probably made it okay.

      binary
      put gold.doc
      ascii
      put gold.txt

   Remember that Cerebus is now a Eunuch after that awful affair with the knife,
   and ther *does* care about upper and lower case.


GOPHER

   There is no gopher access to Cerebus any more. CTS did not support
   overlapping gopher, ftp, and web directory structures, and I haven't
   asked IO yet.


WEB

URLS
   You might be able to use the following URLs to get here via the Web:
      http://www.hoboes.com/
      http://www.hoboes.com/Comics/



E-MAIL
   You can send electronic mail to Cerebus; ther might even deign a reply.

   You can send messages to:
      [h--p] at [hoboes.com]:   Short intro to Cerebus.
      [i--o] at [hoboes.com]:   This file.
      [s--s--s] at [hoboes.com]:  A submission for Cerebus.
      [c--me--s] at [hoboes.com]: Comments or kibitzing about Cerebus.
      [dead dates] at [hoboes.com]: The latest "Rumoured & Confirmed" list.
      [making comics] at [hoboes.com]: The latest "Making Comics on the Net".
      [f--l--s] at [hoboes.com]: FTP Via E-mail.

HELP
   You can get the simple, small help file by e-mailing a message
   to "[h--p] at [hoboes.com]". You can get this help file (like, why
   would you want it? You're reading it. And Cerebus did not say
   "like") by sending a message to "[i--o] at [hoboes.com]". You can
   leave the subject and message blank. Cerebus will ignore it even
   if you don't. Cerebus will especially ignore it if it goes on and
   on about your latest romantic break-up.

SUBMISSIONS
   If you have a text submission for Cerebus, e-mail it to
   "[s--s--s] at [hoboes.com]". Put the directory where
   it belongs in your subject line.

   That don't guarantee that it *will* appear there. Or that I'll
   even get to *putting* it there by the end of this century...

COMMENTS
   If you have some comments about Cerebus, you can e-mail them to
   "[c--me--s] at [hoboes.com]". Cerebus will, of course, ignore them.
   Cerebus is a lot smarter than *you* are. You're running a Pentium.

FTP
   If you don't have access to the web, you can still get text files from
   Cerebus. Send your message to "[f--l--s] at [hoboes.com]". Your message
   can include the following commands:
      ls          : get a list of all items in the current folder.
      ls folder   : get a list of all items in the specified folder.
      cd folder   : change the current folder. Use ".." to move up one.
      get file    : get a file. It will be e-mailed to you. Get only
                    works for text files, and it will not break up large
                    files. If you ask for a 900k file, you will get it
                    in one chunk.
      help        : get more information about the ftp-by-e-mail server

There! Have fun, and have a nice day... somewhere else.

Jerry      [j--r--y] at [hoboes.com]    http://www.hoboes.com/