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Of course terrorism works. It did for us. A couple of hotheads poured some British tea in the water, the British cracked down on everyone else, more people started throwing tea in the water, the British cracked down all the harder on everyone else, and eventually shooting started and the British really cracked down on everyone else and before they knew it everyone else was a terrorist and they were outnumbered. Our goal wasn’t to get the British to change by tossing some tea in the water. Our goal was to get the British to show their true colors. They did, and we won. — Thomas Jefferson’s Ghost (The Shopping Cart Graveyard)