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From: [b--ol--n] at [well.sf.ca.us] (Brad Dolan)
Subject: FBI jokes  ... laugh or cry?
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Summary: Jokes make points about FBI and society
Keywords: FBI murderers liars fascists
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Q:  Why was [FBI] agent Lon Horiuchi, the sniper who shot and killed a woman
with a baby in her arms on Ruby Ridge [at Randy Weaver's house], censured
by his boss?

A:  His boss said anybody who can't hit a baby at that range has no business
in the FBI.

Q:  How many federal agents does it take to shoot a 14-year-old boy in the
back?  

A:  Only 50, but the element of surprise has to be on their side.

Q:  How many FBI agents does it take to burn down a building and kill the 84
civilians inside?

A:  Only 100, but it'll take them 51 days to figure out where best to torch 
a plywood building.

Q:  What's the difference between the FBI and the PLO?

A:  The PLO has renounced the use of terrorism and murder, and has agreed to
pursue its political objectives through political means.


--- Soldier of Fortune magazine, Feb. '94

SOF adds, "Not long ago, we'd have boxed the collective ears of those who 
thought the following was remotely funny.  How times have changed."

Haven't they!    [b--ol--n] at [well.sf.ca.us]  

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