Commerce Clause satire
By way of the Volokh Conspiracy, Fafblog discusses the physics of commerce in the wake of the Raich decision.
When you hold a ball in the air it has POTENTIAL commerce. When you let it go the potential commerce turns into KINETIC commerce, which makes it faaaaalllllll through the air! It is caught by Congress or gravity. Classroom Learning Challenge: Levy a tariff on the ball before it hits the ground!
Very funny. Fafblog also discusses hunting commerce and Frosty the Commerce Snowman.
- The Wonderful World of Commerce!
- “A cat is in a box. According to quantum mechanics, it is neither bought nor sold. Instead it is a cat commerce waveform sold in all possible states at the same time until it is confiscated and destroyed by the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Cats.”
- Commerce Clause Satire
- “I’ll bet you’d never seen those three words together before. (Neither had google, by the way.)”